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Geoff Taylor Part 1Geoff Taylor groaned as his alarm buzzed in his ears.  He lifted his head up and glared at the digital lights on the clock.  The display showed five o'clock.   Geoff growled, and hit the off switch on his alarm clock.  With one hand he fumbled around on his head board for his little black cell phone; he brought it into his vision, awkwardly flipped it open, and pushed the calendar button.  It confirmed his worst fears:  It wasn't Saturday.  It was still Friday.   He briefly contemplated calling in sick, but he relented; the kids needed him.  We Geoff Taylor Part 1
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Act 3 Deleted Scene 1
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JudgmentThe bell reverberated throughout the building, beckoning him.  He remained in his hard seat out of protest, hoping that there was some mistake.  But this was in vain; the bell was struck again.   He decided he would come willingly.  He wanted to maintain some dignity at the end.  It was all he had.   
 He hoisted himself upward.  The chair's legs creaked under the pressure.  He took a deep breath, and stood for a few precious seconds.  He felt damp with sweat, betraying his inner thoughts.   The bell rang again.    Judgment
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SRPG: Character Creation DocThe Simpsons RPG  Character Creation Guide   
 
Upon starting a new game, you are required to create a new character.   You are Springfield's newest citizen, who has arrived in America's Worst City for reasons of their own.  You are presented with a black screen and are prompted to make several choices about your character.  These will have various effects on the game, though none should be hard to live with over the course of actual game play.  They do affect the story a little, however.   
But first, a note:  The game uses a class system, but with a bit of SRPG: Character Creation Doc
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Act 4 Chapter 2 UP! [EDIT]

Mon Nov 2, 2009, 3:03 PM
UPDATE: Act 4 Chapter 2 is up now. [link]


It's been a tough week not only for me, but for most of my close friends. All you need to know about mine is that my relatives have been in and out of hospitals, my dad is spending all his time so depressed it's making me depressed whether I am or not, and we nearly ran out of money. Among other things. For lack of a better word I am recovering. Thank you to the people who helped me get through the week.

The further downside of this is...Chapter 2 isn't up yet! But don't worry. It'll be interesting, though possibly shoved up inside it's own ass. You mileage may vary (thank you TVTropes).

WHile we're on the subject, here's some info that may entertain you: If I had had enough time (I know I don't XP) the series would have been much longer than three stories. Want to see what the full list would ahve been, in chronological order? Too bad, you're seeing it.

Mona's Story (Untitled)
The Reign of Emperor Moe
Dial M For Moe-Der
The Ballad of Fat Tony (hur-hur-hur. Sort of folded into Dial M's Fat Tony chapters, but greatly reduced)
Dial R for Ruth (feat. Hutz and Malloy)
Dial Mhmmm for Homer (has absorbed Dial R for Ruth)
Dial L for Law-Talkin' Guy

Yeah. That's not counting short stories. I sort of figured if I was going to spend so much time on a story, it should probably be something original that I can market XP


Annnd now I must make a hard choice between Dragon Age Origins, Left 4 Dead, and The Sims 3 World Adventures. Hmmmm....

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  • Mood: Noble
  • Listening to: So many things I've about given up on this
  • Reading: Thief of Time
  • Playing: Borderlands - 360
  • Eating: Corn Dogs

Who Does The "M" In Dial M's Title Refer To? (not to be confused with the narrarator) 

50%
2 deviants said Moe
25%
1 deviant said Maggie Simpson
25%
1 deviant said Bob's Mom (Dame Judith Underdrunk)
0%
No deviants said Marge Simpson
0%
No deviants said Michael D'Amico
0%
No deviants said Marion Anthony (Fat Tony) D'Amico
0%
No deviants said Mona Simpson
0%
No deviants said Morgan
0%
No deviants said Maxwell Powers
0%
No deviants said The Mob
2 comments, Previous Polls

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Florida Panhandle
  • Interests: Comedy, animation, sci-fi, fantasy...
  • Favourite genre of music: Almost everything.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Douglas Adams AND C.S. Lewis/J.R.R. Tolkien. Wrap your head around that.
  • Operating System: Windows, but not out of love for it.
  • Favourite game: ...The Sims, in terms of times played.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC/Mac these days.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Moe from the Simpsons, technically.
  • Personal Quote: "Who's afraid of the Big Bad...Errrr..."
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, journals, keyboard

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:iconvioleta960:
~Violeta960 May 21, 2009, 8:38:37 AM
I'm reading your Simpsons fanfic at NoHomers.net, I like it. :D Keep up the good job. :thumbsup:
:iconqualitaswolf:
*QualitasWolf May 21, 2009, 7:24:57 PM
Ha, thank you ^^ I always appreciate getting new readers.

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Important life lesson:

Lighten up =/= Light It Up
:iconohthehumanityplz:
*Ohthehumanityplz Apr 30, 2009, 11:56:18 PM
[link]

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Property of:

Frasier:Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth.

My motto:Memento Carpe
:iconmayorabbey:
~MayorAbbey Mar 31, 2009, 8:09:42 AM
Thanks for watching! :)

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"There’s nothing more magical than the journey you go on when you look at a piece of white paper and you have an idea in your head." - Alan Aldridge
:iconohthehumanityplz:
*Ohthehumanityplz Mar 31, 2009, 2:02:14 AM
Thank you for watching me. Every time someone becomes my friend, I get a extra boost of energy I need to finish a picture.

I'm sorry to say that you won't see art in a while. I usually post on Sundays.

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Property of:

Frasier:Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth.

My motto:Memento Carpe
:iconqualitaswolf:
*QualitasWolf Mar 31, 2009, 2:39:12 PM
Your welcome, although I have to say: At least you "usually post" on Sundays. Does it look like I "usually post" anything? XP

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Important life lesson:

Lighten up =/= Light It Up
:iconohthehumanityplz:
*Ohthehumanityplz Mar 31, 2009, 8:46:07 PM
I'm not sure, I just take my time mostly.

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Property of:

Frasier:Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth.

My motto:Memento Carpe
:iconthe-purple-airedale:
*The-Purple-Airedale Mar 30, 2009, 2:01:50 PM
:glomp: Muahar.

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"Save me, Jebus!" -Homer Simpson
:iconqualitaswolf:
Mood: Welcoming *QualitasWolf Mar 30, 2009, 8:12:19 PM
Ha! I see you there. :highfive:

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Important life lesson:

Lighten up =/= Light It Up
:icondraex:
~DraeX Mar 1, 2009, 8:17:31 PM
Aha!-points-

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I'm sorry the bleeding cheese man is no more, he was killed by...idk a muffin or something o . o capture the muffin man, do you know the muffin man?

um well.....visit My Homepage (its for school.....so yeah here): [link]
:iconqualitaswolf:
*QualitasWolf Mar 3, 2009, 11:50:27 PM
*points as well*

I'll have something up in the next couple of days. I just need to edit it (not that you guys will find it that interesting...It's a fan work)

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Important life lesson:

Lighten up =/= Light It Up
:icondraex:
~DraeX Mar 14, 2009, 9:54:45 AM
Well it is still good that you make a reappearance lol

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I'm sorry the bleeding cheese man is no more, he was killed by...idk a muffin or something o . o capture the muffin man, do you know the muffin man?

um well.....visit My Homepage (its for school.....so yeah here): [link]
:iconqualitaswolf:
*QualitasWolf Mar 30, 2009, 8:12:45 PM
If this is my reappearance, this is the worst reappearance I have ever seen.

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Important life lesson:

Lighten up =/= Light It Up
:icondraex:
~DraeX Apr 1, 2009, 10:33:39 AM
Atleast your back XD

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I'm sorry the bleeding cheese man is no more, he was killed by...idk a muffin or something o . o capture the muffin man, do you know the muffin man?

um well.....visit My Homepage (its for school.....so yeah here): [link]
:iconnight-hawk77:
~Night-Hawk77 Jan 14, 2008, 4:51:28 AM
You get online yet nothing happens. this is a very strange phenomena.

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My Only Salvation...Lies In Damnation
:iconqualitaswolf:
*QualitasWolf Nov 13, 2006, 8:10:49 PM
I...Didn't subscribe. That's the thing.

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Important life lesson:

Lighten up =/= Light It Up
:iconnight-hawk77:
~Night-Hawk77 Nov 12, 2006, 5:16:07 PM
I see you subscribed? cool. XD

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My Only Salvation...Lies In Damnation
:icondraex:
~DraeX Sep 16, 2006, 9:39:40 PM
MUAHAHAH! the drae is here!

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I'm sorry the bleeding cheese man is no more, he was killed by...idk a muffin or something o . o capture the muffin man, do you know the muffin man?

um well.....visit My Homepage (its for school.....so yeah here): [link]
:iconnight-hawk77:
Mood: Uneasy ~Night-Hawk77 Sep 16, 2006, 8:48:42 PM
Heh, Drae's on DA now too. [link] looks like almost everyone is here now...

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My Only Salvation...Lies In Damnation
:iconwrathofautumn:
~Wrathofautumn Sep 10, 2006, 2:13:07 PM
Say I didn't know you had an account. Mind if I watch?

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May the Stone Dragon Gaea, Mother of Life and Nature, Guide you in your journeys.

~Surrealanthro
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